American girls dating british men

It will be a rare and triumphant moment when she tells you that she loves you or says something remotely nice to you at all.The rest of the time you’re going to be called an arsehole, dickhead, twat and if you’re really lucky… Us Brits only show affection to dogs, horses and our mums.

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Growing up in a British household teaches you many important life lessons.

Like: the water follows the teabag, and once it’s brewed you may add the milk.

You’ve gotta be a quick dunker so as not to lose the biscuit in said tea. And Sundays are meant for pajamas and roast dinner.

Most of my adolescent memories involve sitting in the park with my pals, getting shit-faced on a sharing-size bottle of White Ace.

While typing that sentence literally makes me gag now, it proves that we British girls have a pretty high tolerance for alcohol.

Whenever I’m making arrangements to meet up with someone, it’s very rare that I’ll suggest a coffee — it’s usually a ‘boozy lunch’ or meeting for drinks in the evening.

We like to rope our good friend Alcohol into all of our social activities, and why wouldn’t we?

We’re far less snooty and miserable about the London rush when we’re drunk.

So when you take a British girl out, be warned that she will keep the drinks coming long after you were ready to call it a night.

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